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Added on May 12th -  Current Rating: 3.59

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

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Added on May 9th -  Current Rating: 3.39

Chuck Norris climbed Mt. Everest barefoot - carrying two Sherpas on his back.

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Added on May 6th -  Current Rating: 3.75

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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Added on April 30th -  Current Rating: 3.78

Viagra and Cialis are made from Chuck Norris' DNA.

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Added on February 14th -  Current Rating: 3.08

Chuck Norris can read lips- with his eyes closed.

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Added on February 13th -  Current Rating: 3.81

Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.

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Added on February 12th -  Current Rating: 3.39

The 'Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse' are more accurately: Chuck Norris' right hand, left hand, right foot, and left foot.

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Added on January 26th -  Current Rating: 3.48

Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.

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Added on January 10th -  Current Rating: 3.45

Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore. With his feet.

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Added on December 19th -  Current Rating: 3.48

Chuck Norris DOESN'T love Raymond.

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