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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris seasons his steaks with pepper spray.

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Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

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