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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.

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When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris opened the curtains.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris can hear Silence

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In a tag team match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

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For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.

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Chuck Norris won a gold medal in the 1984 Olympic Winter Games. While in Los Angeles.

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