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What happens when Chuck Norris gets hit by a truck? Chuck Norris doesn't get run over, the truck gets chucked-over!

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a flotation device.

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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

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