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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored a 17.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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