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Current Rating: 3.12

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Current Rating: 3.27

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a wife, he has a slave.

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Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Norris' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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