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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

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Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.

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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored a 17.

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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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