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Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

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Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

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Chuck Norris CAN teach an old dog new tricks. Actually he can teach a DEAD dog new tricks.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Noris is God.The reason he's on Earth is to see how many of us he's gonna roundhouse kick us to Hell.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a flotation device.

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