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CNN was originally the Chuck Norris Network but Chuck was so awesome when people watched it there heads exploded!

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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What many people don't know is chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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