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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - backwards.

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Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.

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Viagra and Cialis are made from Chuck Norris' DNA.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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Chuck Norris is the only person ever to beat a concrete wall in a game of tennis.

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

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The only man Google can't find is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sells his urine...Of course we all know it as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was too easy.

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