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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - backwards.

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Chuck Norris once shot a 33 on a 36-hole golf course.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Chuck Norris can read lips- with his eyes closed.

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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.

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